Old New York story. This horse is pulling a wagon down Kosciuszko Street in Brooklyn when the nag drops dead from the heat. Cop comes along and the wagon driver asks what he should do. "First you gotta drag the animal around the corner to Throop Avenue," the cop tells him. "Why?" asks the driver. "Because I know how to spell "Throop" for my report," says the cop.
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